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Britney Spears VS Lady Gaga?

As this blog has nothing to do with Britney Spears personally, we're not talking about her fighting against Lady Gaga. However, as people are eager to know about any celebrities who tend to outdo one another, so gladly we prepare the ring for them.

Still, the first idea is without them. So in order to honor their privacy, we'd better place Britney without Spears on the left corner and Lady without Gaga on the right one of the ring. You bet, it's not Muhammad Ali vs George Foreman, it's Britney vs Gaga. It's not a heavy weight championship in the world. It's not a song contest, either. However the rule is still the same. Quoted from wikipedia: A boxing match typically consists of a determined number of three-minute rounds, a total of up to 12 rounds (formerly 15). A minute is typically spent between each round with the fighters in their assigned corners receiving advice and attention from their coach and staff. The fight is controlled by a referee who works within the ring to judge and control the conduct of the fighters, rule on their ability to fight safely, count knocked-down fighters, and rule on fouls.

So here we go.Unfortunately, none of them use the three main styles in boxing: Out-fighter ("Boxer"), Brawler (or slugger), and In-fighter ("Swarmer") Both Britney and Lady just stand still doing nothing. They look at each other. The one without Spears seem like to start singing, but it's a hoarse voice heard, so she cancels. Her rival the one without Gaga seemingly has the same problem.

Minutes pass by. There are no such things called four basic punches in boxing: the jab, cross, hook and uppercut. There's no big match, no audience. It's quiet. And if you try to fancy it's a real Britney Spears VS Lady Gaga fighting awkwardly there, forget it.

The girls named after without the celebrities sure name prefer to play hide and seek instead!

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