Britney never wants to show off her diamond publicly. But what is going to be revealed is not for you to adore her and amaze you. The granny just wants to tell a funny story to her grandchild to lull him to sleep. Remember, remember and remember, we're not talking about the one who's not a girl not yet a woman here.
Unfortunately due to the unfriendly climate, terrible whether out there, the trembling Britney fell asleep. So let me help her to complete the story to lull her grandchild to sleep. Once upon a time, priceless diamond recently found in the attic does not attract public attention. It is not a gem everybody like to see sparkling in the the sunlight. It's more than that.
It's about a man who's questioning his misery and blames God for this, not about a diamond as you may regard as the most expensive one in the world. Depressed and hopeless, he walked falteringly upstairs to the attic and decided to end his life. He's in big debt, broken-hearted and betrayed by all of his business partners. He Even lost his own priceless diamonds: His wife, also named Britney, abandoned him. Trapped in gambling evil game, lost all his belongings. And now that everything turned worse, he decided to hang himself in the attic.
It occurred to him, those bastards who are now smiling innocently after what had happened. They came to his dream again and again, showing him his priceless diamond and turned to be monsters. He would kill them if he could but ... No more expectation in this world, he had already made a decision. Suicide was the last hope. Britney would never like to show up and calm him down. That's awful!
But, all of a sudden, the wind blew so hard--hurricane's coming! it ruined his house ... leaving him there alone with ... Surprise: A priceless diamond! How could it happen? Nothing so extraordinary: The TV is on and Britney singing I'm not a girl not yet a woman to wake him up!
Unfortunately due to the unfriendly climate, terrible whether out there, the trembling Britney fell asleep. So let me help her to complete the story to lull her grandchild to sleep. Once upon a time, priceless diamond recently found in the attic does not attract public attention. It is not a gem everybody like to see sparkling in the the sunlight. It's more than that. It's about a man who's questioning his misery and blames God for this, not about a diamond as you may regard as the most expensive one in the world. Depressed and hopeless, he walked falteringly upstairs to the attic and decided to end his life. He's in big debt, broken-hearted and betrayed by all of his business partners. He Even lost his own priceless diamonds: His wife, also named Britney, abandoned him. Trapped in gambling evil game, lost all his belongings. And now that everything turned worse, he decided to hang himself in the attic.
It occurred to him, those bastards who are now smiling innocently after what had happened. They came to his dream again and again, showing him his priceless diamond and turned to be monsters. He would kill them if he could but ... No more expectation in this world, he had already made a decision. Suicide was the last hope. Britney would never like to show up and calm him down. That's awful!
But, all of a sudden, the wind blew so hard--hurricane's coming! it ruined his house ... leaving him there alone with ... Surprise: A priceless diamond! How could it happen? Nothing so extraordinary: The TV is on and Britney singing I'm not a girl not yet a woman to wake him up!
Rewriten from a spoof story: Diamond And You by the same author.
